Well, well, it's 2AM and I just got home from work. I hate it when I get home this late and have to get up for an 8 o'clock class. I'm so stinkin' wired right now it's ridiculous. It's like trying to come off a high or something. Not that I would know what that's like. I believe I did have a coffee hang over once. Me and three other friends drank three 12 cup pots in like three hours. I woke up the next morning and I was still jittery. So, what do we do? Make more coffee of course. I guess it's like the saying goes--"drinking yourself sober." I quit drinking coffee two weeks ago--cold turkey. I had to undergo some very intensive cardio tests on my heart. I got the final results in from the nuclear stress test yesterday. It was negative. Yes! Something just doesn't sound right about injecting anything "nuclear" into your body. Probably causes cancer, or, better yet--a nuclear spontaneous combustion. That would be going out with a "bang"--punn intended. Anyways, back to coffee. Yes, good 'ol coffee. Like I said, I quit cold turkey two weeks ago, but I started back up this morning. It tasted soo good. It's like an alcoholic relapsing. It only takes that one drop on your tongue and all hades breaks loose. I think I'm a full fledged coffee addict. Oh yeah, how can I forget. Graduation is exactly one month away from yesterday. Can you believe it? I'm actually going to be walking down that aisle. That's sounds scary. Me, walking down an aisle? Like I'm getting married or something. Anyways, it'll be a short-lived ceremony--the graduation, of course, not the wedding. And I'm not getting married as of today. So, I have to leave for Colorado the afternoon of my graduation. Staff training starts that Monday and it takes a solid twenty-four hours to get out there. I think I'm actually already there vicariously. My mind is at least. I can't wait to hit the trail and strap on the snow shoes and get sun poisoning. Wait, did I just say sun poisoning? I don't want that! Last year my lips got torched and my neck peeled twice because it was so burned. I never wore chap stick until that point. I literally looked like I had spent a month on Everest. It was disgusting. I hope my lips never get sunburned again.
Well, I'm getting tired now, so I think I'm going to try to grab some Z's. Night!
2 comments:
You have lost your mind...which is okay. Humorous...very humorous.
Dude, your last post about the disciple stuff was good. Did I tell you yet that Kristi and I are going to Israel in November. Make sure someone yells real loud for you at your graduation, it's always fun to see the reaction from "the panel".
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